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Goof is a word made up to identify the lowest common denominator. Those who use it outside of jail are labeling themselves as living far below the poverty line. It ends up speaking more of them than the person it's being flung at.

You never hear anyone who doesn't receive a welfare use it.
Man A: "Man B is a goof!"
Everyone: "Damn, Man A is poor."
by o3mta3o June 5, 2016
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goof on

to deliberately choose to spend time on something not particularly important
Chris Young is already enjoying the day off. Been reading on my front porch, recording videos, and just goofing off in general. Later on I plan to goof on in particular ways.
by Una Malachica July 17, 2009
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goofball

a goofball is the word to describe an Amelia, not just any Amelia, THE goofball Amelia

she is the definition of a goofball
always in a silly goofy mood 🤪
(Susan) oh look at her she’s a goofball

(Will) no shit Sherlock it’s Amelia
by Susan.mills February 1, 2022
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goofball

a goofball is the word used to describe an Amelia, not just any Amelia, THE goofball Amelia

she is the definition of a goofball
always in a silly goofy mood 🤪
(Susan) oh look at her she’s such a goofball
(Will) no shit Sherlock it’s Amelia
by Susan.mills February 1, 2022
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Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)
Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.
by Brian Shmid March 31, 2003
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Goof

An incredibly loud, embarrasing and/or stinky fart in a public place, like a Chinese restaurant in the Beaches in Toronto called the "GOOF" or an elevator.
Waitress: What would you like to .. OMIGOD, WHAT'S THAT AWFUL SMELL?!

Customer: My bad, I goofed.
by Have you seen your mom? January 15, 2009
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GoofyRetard

To have been Beaten so Severely to Cause mental difficulties, Sillyness, Unable to control bladder functions and to be utterly Stupid.
you've been beaten into a GoofyRetard
by Matthew Ohrenberg June 20, 2003
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