the kiwi fruit

When a large gentleman who's wearing short shorts bends over exposing his large kiwi fruits.

Hey Rob, Fergs got the kiwi fruit out again

by Fergs kiwi fruit September 2, 2017

Rotten Fruit

Something that was once beautiful and sweet that is now rotten and foul. Usually referring to feelings for someone.

Friend: Hey bro, why don't you talk to Shy anymore
Me: Thing took a turn for the worse with us.
Friend: Rotten Fruit

Me: Yeah...

by Full Metal Malcolm X November 10, 2018

fruit winder

a traditional British delicacy sourced from glucose, concentrate fruit flavourings and children's toe fungus

"Can I try some of your Kellogg's Fruit Winder?"
"No."

by _thetruetea February 23, 2019

fruit snacks

a thing you like to eat, if there's no other kind of snack

Fruit snacks again! FFFFFf

by i suck 534 March 1, 2019

forbidden fruit

Tide pod.

Dude: I'ma eat this tide pod
Dude 2: You mean the forbidden fruit

by Spinky_Attacker March 3, 2019

Fruit Jizz

A form of expressing approval of a female's buttocks or bosom

Nathaniel noticed the new girl in class had a particularly fine pair of buttocks, and decided to express his interest to his friend Kyan.

Nathaniel: fruit jizz on that girl's ass my dude
Kyan: *sips rockstar* agreed my dude. Her buttocks do look very fine indeed.
Nathaniel: *taps girls ass*

by MrKappa March 6, 2019

Hostess fruit-pie

A flaming or smoldering 'mo

Elton John is a hostess fruit-pie that squats to pee

by Frank Lee Usuck III March 15, 2019