Epic

Now the most over-used word in the English language. An adjective once reserved to describe a truly memorable event--such as a Lunar Landing--the word is now used to describe EVERYTHING: bowel movements, loaves of cranberry bread, half-assed performances on America's Got Talent, lame jokes, shitty outfits, and utterly immemorable moments such as that night you got drunk, slipped in piss, and barely avoided falling into the urinal. (Whereas HAD you fallen headfirst into the toilet... it would have actually BEEN epic, you moron.)

Dude, you shoulda seen the shit I took this morning--it was epic!
Hey, Mike, try one of these cheese-sticks--they're epic!
Bro, the blowjob I got last night was EPIC! (Fails to mention it was the only blowjob he's ever had, so how the fuck would he know?)

by Jimmy C! December 17, 2024

Epic gamer Munter

someone who plays videogames and munts regularly

"Hey bro, do you wanna head down to the cemetery and munt your grandma after we play some minecraft?"
"Yeah lets do that, we have to keep the epic gamer munter streak going."

by The munting gigachad January 31, 2025

Epicaca

Epicaca is a work for 2 best friends to use (specifically named paisley and madi.) It basically means “I love you” but nobody will know! It’s a secret code word for best friends.

Epicaca! Epicaca!

by The duo February 15, 2025

Epicception

the sense of knowing epic games is scamming you, by making the battle pass 50 vbucks more.

Luke felt the Epicception, when he logs on to Fortnite see's the battle pass is 50 vbucks more.

by b@mb00zlet0n March 8, 2025

Epic

Epic’s are cool people , not to mention that there name isn’t very common, that’s why you can’t find anyone as rare as them! Not to mention , they DEFINITELY aren’t bad looking people , they look pretty good in looks , but lord do they have an bad attitude, most people have a bad temper , but if you ever find someone with this name , Just know they are a person of they’re word , and will keep yours!!

“there goes epic” “ohhh my lorddd (they) are so good looking , they’re name must be epic”

by iwillunicornyou March 22, 2025

EpicEpac

What the fuck is a EpicEpac? Well it is something very tubular. But even cooler than that. It is EPIC and also EPAC like think about that. Thats more powerful than saying very epic or EpicEpic its fucking EPICEPAC!!!

Oh my shits that is a very EpicEpac outfit you wearing bro.

by ZeeZeeTeacher May 25, 2025

Epic Miking

After performing dozens of homosexual acts you eat and entire cake or intake enough sugar to give you diabetes and lose a limb

Jeremy considered epic miking but was unable to eat all the cake

by Melania478 June 23, 2025