Dr Phil

A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor. Most of his audience consist of middle age women that have nothing better to do than to attend his show.

Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocre day time television, honey change to Oprah network.

Yes boo, ooohhh they’re giving Dr Phil

Ah great, is there anything else dear?

by USMCboot31 November 16, 2021

Dr Brock Landers

A self taught anti weedpot activist. Who life's goal is eradication of weedpot

Dr Brock Landers is at another 420 rally protesting.

by DrBrockSays December 26, 2023

Dr. Nixon

Very cool guy! 10/10, would recommend signing up for his services! (Please sign up).
Has a very cool mask that he built himself, and is also very cool. (Did I already say that?)
Overall, great doctor. Should not be arrested for human taxidermy.
(NOTE, THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN BY DR. NIXON PLEASE DO NOT ASK IF IT WA

"Hey, isn't Dr. Nixon the guy that went missing five or ten years ago?"
"No. It's not."

by micr0wav3 December 26, 2021

Dr. Doomed

When a friend or rival uses a false medical diagnoses to steal a person you were competing for.

Steve just Dr. Doomed me by telling Anne that I have throat Herpes.

by Jack Coinin December 16, 2011

Dr Pessoa

Former Lieutenant Colonel of the U.S. Air Force. Now he is the prophet of Detention. He teaches people the wisdom of detention and how detention leads to eternal enlightenment. He has a gargantuan bald spot which is a symbol of his wisdom.

Me: Dr Pessoa just gave me detention!
My friend: Lucky guy!

by MrChornobaivka May 28, 2023

Dr. Fart N Suck

When you suck the fart out of a women’s ass

I wish I could Dr. Fart N Suck a bitch

by Tommyc December 3, 2021

Dr. Frias

Dr. Frias's are usually chemistry teachers who give you a packet of work almost everyday. They are a little strict, but definitely not the worst you've ever seen. All of them have massive cocks.

Person 1: who'd you get for chem?

Person 2: Dr. Frias

by Braden Fortson November 13, 2023