coffee tongue

A tongue that has become immune to the first sip of coffee tongue burn

Person 1: Dude, did you just down that habanero?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a coffee tongue, so its no biggy

by iluvmesomecello March 1, 2011

Coffee Scenario

When somebody really irritates you but you act really nice to them anyway, just to be polite. But then one day, you have a cup of coffee and get all hyped up and yell at them like there's no tomorrow. After that, you've burnt the bridge and you're dancing on the embers.

Danielle: Oh jesus, he sounds so annoying
Emily: I know right, but then I flipped out and it was a total coffee scenario. I feel so much better now.

by PleaseJustGoHome March 18, 2011

pink coffee mug

Durring intercourse, when the man cums inside a womans vagina and the woman shits herself while he is cumming.

"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "

by Lt. Walter Sobchak October 31, 2011

Coffee Rent

The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.

Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.

Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.

"Let's go study at the cafe down the street."
"No thanks, I can't afford the coffee rent"

by Wooden Leg Named Smyth September 1, 2011

Danger Close Coffee

In close air support, Artillery fire, naval gun fire and mortar support fires, it is the term included in the method for engagements of a call for fire, this term indicates that friendly forces are within close proximity of a target. A legal and addictive stimulant.

Coffee is cheaper than meth.

Danger close Coffee is cheaper than meth.

by D.C.C. November 23, 2021

Coffee Cup

Coffee Cup is the name of the Cafe which is featured by superheroes! It is cozy and versatile. Its balanced ambiance allows you to convert your corner from professional meetings to hangouts, to under the carpet dates. The food is de-li-cious.
Oh, and did we mention, they have the best Coffee in Hyderabad. Even Star-Lord can’t beat this DC heaven.

Sheesh dude, hurry! We have got to get to our corner at Coffee Cup, they’re waiting!

by sri.ivan November 24, 2021

The Mud Coffee

Known for delicious nine flavours going from bold to rich making your day!
The Mud Coffee is here to give unmatchable coffee experience.

The Mud Coffee is delicious coffee.

by The Mud Coffee November 24, 2021