Ah yes. Faith Christian Academy, the Jesus school for racism, vaping, and my personal favorite, the crackhead principal. It is a small school, but that’s because all the parents don’t want their child to vape or be racist. They have weekly chapels about how we’re going to hell and how our phones are why we hate life, along with the occasional talk of racism, vaping, drugs, sex, and how social media, “causes mental illness.”
“Hey dude! Did you hear about Faith Christian Academy?” “The one that was on the news??” “Yeah! They have nazis!”
by anonymous September 26, 2019
Get the Faith Christian Academymug. by knjfojooj September 29, 2020
Get the washington christian academymug. A semi-private Christian school in Sherwood Park also known as SCA. Kids who attend SCA are often richer and more white than those at other high schools in the Park. SCA is known for being “spoiled Christian kids” where you are either popular, a band kid, a Jesus freak or a druggie. Many parents send their children to SCA with the hopes that their rebellious attitudes will change. Little do the parents know that the rebellious kids become friends with the other rebels and their behaviour only worsens. Teachers believe that every kid can change so they try not to punish them too harshly. Majority of students get a high end car for their sweet 16 including Cadillac’s, Audi’s and BMW’s. Many kids have the “in” at the school if they’re parents teach there or make sizeable donations. Often, the kids who have the in are free to do whatever they want without penalty. A small group of students attend SCA from Kindergarten to Grade 12. These students are known as “lifers” and usually run the school by the time they hit grade 10. Fort Christian students come to SCA in Grade 10 and are disliked by all SCA students. They are seen as outcasts and are typically unwelcome. By graduation, there is around 100 kids in the graduating class with approximately 1 black kid and 2 asians; the rest are white. Students spend their entire time at SCA hating their lives and complaining about how they cannot wait to leave the school only to miss it when they attend University.
Kid: where do you go to school?
SCA Kid: Strathcona Christian Academy
Kid: where?
SCA Kid: SCA...
Kid: Oh yikes, that sucks. I’m really sorry to hear that.
SCA kid: It’s not too bad! I pulled the fire alarm last week and didn’t even get detention. Plus I haven’t gone to class in a week cause my dad teaches there and the principle is my uncle.
Kid: no way that’s sick. But still... you’re at SCA. Everyone knows Facey and ABJ are better.
SCA Kid: you’re right. I want out of this hell hole.
SCA Kid: Strathcona Christian Academy
Kid: where?
SCA Kid: SCA...
Kid: Oh yikes, that sucks. I’m really sorry to hear that.
SCA kid: It’s not too bad! I pulled the fire alarm last week and didn’t even get detention. Plus I haven’t gone to class in a week cause my dad teaches there and the principle is my uncle.
Kid: no way that’s sick. But still... you’re at SCA. Everyone knows Facey and ABJ are better.
SCA Kid: you’re right. I want out of this hell hole.
by thatsthetea123 October 31, 2019
Get the Strathcona Christian Academymug. A slightly tamer version of the secular term, Friends with Christian Benefits (FWCB) tend to be two friends who are
- not in a relationship with one another for spiritual reasons, despite a mutual attraction, and are not acting on this attraction;
and/or
- attracted to one another and, without being in a formal relationship, are acting on this attraction; but whose acting is limited to kissing. These FWBC may be conducted in secret.
Note: these two examples are not mutually exclusive, and such a couple can often swing between the two from time to time.
- not in a relationship with one another for spiritual reasons, despite a mutual attraction, and are not acting on this attraction;
and/or
- attracted to one another and, without being in a formal relationship, are acting on this attraction; but whose acting is limited to kissing. These FWBC may be conducted in secret.
Note: these two examples are not mutually exclusive, and such a couple can often swing between the two from time to time.
"Hey, are James and Hannah together?"
"It's complicated...I think they're FWCB."
"They're what?"
"You know...Friends with Christian Benefits."
"It's complicated...I think they're FWCB."
"They're what?"
"You know...Friends with Christian Benefits."
by Richard Cliff August 30, 2013
Get the Friends with Christian Benefitsmug. The act of 2 people telling all their friends they only hold hands like the good Christians they proclaim to be while it's obvious they are giving in to their carnal desires.
We only do Christian hand holding
by RacerBas January 6, 2019
Get the christian hand holdingmug. Grace Christian School of Raleigh consists of the baddest muthafuckas in the southeast. Though grace lacks diversity consiting of rich whites and halfricans. The mascot is an eagle cuz its badass like the students that go there. Eagles like to get fucked up drinking 40's and smoking dope weed, just like the students and explains the meaning of the mascot. Eagles fly to get high and students cant fly so they just get high. either way you know your on eagle territory when you enter the parking lot, halfricans blastin trap music, broken 40's and pimps slangin dope. The sports teams are ill and do well except for the over hyped basketball team. But no matter what eagles are always boss. Overall its a good school, the dress code is there but everyone is to high to notice. Gotta love Grace!
GRACE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
grace student 1: hey man i left my syringe in your car mind of i get it?
grace student 2: no problem man just make sure you share it in math class
grace student 1: hey man i left my syringe in your car mind of i get it?
grace student 2: no problem man just make sure you share it in math class
by coolcat555 August 1, 2012
Get the Grace Christian Schoolmug. GRCHS is one of the great schools Grand Rapids has to offer, although this is a "Christian" school kids often do drugs there around 2014 loads of kids there did Cocaine but the christian kids today smoke marijuana even the kid you envy who gets straight A's and plays 4 sports, Even an exchange student from Korea got caught with a dab pen. This school has many secrets which can't be exposed but let's just say the kids there love to get down and dirty .There rivalry school they compete against is East Grand Rapids although many students here at GRC have friends who go to East they still seem to have a huge flame between them. EGR & GRC student love smoking blunts together which may be the reasoning behind why they are becoming friends but that won't change the heat they have on the filed. The best sports team GRC has is basketball and Volleyball, X recently graduated and went onto play for MSU he was by far the best player on the team, and for Volleyball the Gates are the anchor of the team and the may not all be cute but they have talent. Grand rapids Christian is a private school with very high tuition for kids who are supposed to give the image of good Godly christian ways none as the eagle way which not all of them follow by. Welcome to Grc
Hey , did you hear that Jesse went to the choir room with Brad?
They totally did it, let's hope Vanderwilp won't catch them. Grand Rapids Christian is crazy dude
Aye, you tryna smoke big doinks in the parking lot during lunch?
Hell yeah but we gotta go to Wendy's after bro.
They totally did it, let's hope Vanderwilp won't catch them. Grand Rapids Christian is crazy dude
Aye, you tryna smoke big doinks in the parking lot during lunch?
Hell yeah but we gotta go to Wendy's after bro.
by Vagina Butkus December 20, 2017
Get the Grand Rapids Christianmug.