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cum chickens

This act involves two males, standing toe to toe, jerking off. The bro's must maintain eye contact and good communication to ensure they climax at the exact same second.

Just before blast off, our two heroes must press their pee holes together and ensure a tight seal. At the moment of truth, the winner is determined by one of the involved party's jizz, pushing into the opening of the loser's dick and forcing itself inside. This blowback effect causes the loser's spunk to also put on the brakes and drive in reverse up our fallen bro's urethra.

The winner is entitled to a light slap on the loser's cheek and whisper into his ear, "cum chickens".
Hey bro, wanna play a game of cum chickens? Loser buys dinner.
by Chkn man March 8, 2016
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Autism Chicken

When one of your classmates start going wild because of other classmates bugging them.
"Logan's Bothering Kejuan again, he's acting like an autism chicken!"

"Brady is going to make Jazmin's autism chicken come out again."
by Ivan Roberto March 6, 2019
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Lickin the Chicken

Something you say your doing when you want someone's immediate attention and have to say something dumb that makes no sense to get it.
Hey babe, hey babe... ugh, babe im lickin the chicken, ( him: wtf is wrong with my girl)
by PablosDrugs March 27, 2020
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Free Chicken

US Army Term referring to something you don't have to work for.
by scratchy2868 September 17, 2020
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chicken soup

The finest marijuana, usually the better Kush is known as chicken soup in Toronto and its suburbs.
"my buddy was greening out after smoking 5 g's of chicken soup
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chicken head

the movement of a persons head while giving oral sex
by magic mandy January 7, 2013
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chicken tenders

police report: group of gay hobos had an orgy in man's prius with their chicken tenders.
by slicmick April 30, 2011
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