by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023
Get the Canadamug. When a group of men takes a dump into a woman's vagina and then stuffs it full of maple leafs with their penises. Leaving a trail of maple leaf crumbs wherever she walks for the next few days.
by jimyMcjimjim February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. A daddy located in Canada; often used to get out of America asap. Good with maple syrup and chopping firewood
"Damn, I really need me a Canada Daddy incase Trump starts this war."
"I talked to my Canada Daddy yesterday, he said he's sending that good shit my way."
"I talked to my Canada Daddy yesterday, he said he's sending that good shit my way."
by Wildgrowth July 28, 2018
Get the Canada Daddymug. As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."
by MechaStewart February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act performed between a man and a woman involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Essentially, the man wears the full rack of moose antlers while the woman inserts the Stanley Cup into her vagina using the maple syrup as a lubricant. The two partners then engage in anal intercourse.
by The Big Colbertski February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A Canada Tower is when you have several (4+) women stacked on top of each other butt naked. You then take turns railing each individual girl, fairly quickly, so by the time you finish they all queef in perfect harmony.
“Dude, I went to the club the other night and totally caught myself a Canada Tower!”
“I Canada towered your mom, aunt, sister, and grandma the other night. You should’ve heard their queefs. Straight out of a horror movie.”
“I Canada towered your mom, aunt, sister, and grandma the other night. You should’ve heard their queefs. Straight out of a horror movie.”
by Byrti October 4, 2021
Get the Canada Towermug. by Winnifred Mueler August 4, 2024
Get the Take me to Canadamug.