california

Home of the standard tard/ douche bag. Home to the worst cities in the nation- Sacramento, LA, Bakersfield, Stockton, Modesto, Yuba City, Marysville, Fresno, Berserkley, Fairfield, Vacavile, Davis- the list goes on. Spiked hair. Everyone drives Yukons with rims they cant afford. Think it is the center of attention while being the brunt of jokes. Full of racists, gangs, and shitty, ugly places- example Sacrmento. People who cant drive. People who are beyond rude.

I went to that ugly place they call California. On the way I toke a Sacrmento in Fresno.

by MicahD May 4, 2008

californication

having sex (fornicating) California style or in California's boundaries.

Buddy: What were you and Jill doing in California?
Me: Californicating, what do you think?
(both chuckling)

by Silverfish August 3, 2005

California

Pacific region made of awesome, tasting slightly of fruit loops, carne asada, and tofu. Where everyone wishes they were. Also, made of gay, but that's like soo hot now anyway. fun fun fun in the sun. Except when its over 100 degrees everyday during the summer.

SOMETHING CALI THIS WAY COMES.

I sure do wish I was in California.

by lucia marcano April 3, 2009

california happy

a slang word for marajuna

dam dont go smokin tha california happy right before practice that shit messes you up

by happy califonrnian March 20, 2009

California

The best state along with new jersey.

California's governor and everything in jersey = world domination / apocalypse

by The game you lost :] May 21, 2009

California Omelet

When two people squish their butts together while shitting at the same time.

Hey Charlie, that california omelet of yours gave me a dirty butt.

by Larz Johnson August 26, 2009

California

Molly Phinney's future home.

Wanna go to California?

by thespified February 21, 2005