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crack house game

A crack house game is a game that lures you in with free content until you hit a micro transaction wall, you CANNOT advance any further unless you pay a shit ton of money for a crate that unlocks random content.
Once unlocked - you either get something shitty, or good.

Good: You can advance further into the game and hit another wall to pay yet again.
Shitty: You get something stupid, and it doesn't do shit, meaning you'll have to pay again.
Crack house games usually keep releasing content, the content usually persist of an op character that can only be unlocked with an expensive crate.
This shit keeps repeating itself so the players will keep paying to win.
Dumbass: WOOOH! LET'S GO BOIS, I JUST SPENT ALL MY MOM'S BANK MONEY TO BUY 3 CRATES! WOOOHH! I GOT, AN OP CHARACTER BOIS, LET'S GO!
Dumbass 2: FUCK YOU, I SPENT $200K FOR 9 CRATES AND GOT SHITTY CHARACTERS, I'M UNINSTALLING!
The Intellectuals Who Know About This Definition: Bruh, ya'll fags retarded asf, you deadass could've bought a homeless dude a house with all that money - instead of wasting it all on a retarded ass crack house game..
Dumbass 1 and 2: *Dumbass rage* FUCK YOU, THIS CHARACTER IN RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS IS MORE IMPORTANT A HOMELESS DUDE!!! *Autistic screaming*
Related Words

crack head soup 

i was so brock after i got a fix that i couldnt feed my kids so i bought crack head soup with my food stamps
crack head soup by e_mcspirit December 23, 2008

crack whore 

A human with a tiny mind, or a human who is quite stupid.
A guy who just stuck his arm into a lathe to grab a shattered piece of wood. One might say "That guy is such a crack whore!"
crack whore by rapidguy February 25, 2003

crack stacker 

im not sure what i mean by this, but i say it often enough.. it could mean crackhead.. or crack stacker
me: wtf u crackstacker
some1: are u retarded?
crack stacker by D 2 da K September 10, 2004

Crack'a-ed 

When a button-up/collar-up white guy punks an obviously more hip/street guy(aka: pretty much anyone who is not white-- with very few exceptions...I'm looking at you Scott Van Pelt).

They just got Crack'a-ed.
A black dude says something obviously white/lame and lame/white dude slams him for it. That brotha just got crack'a-ed.
Crack'a-ed by Brian Roy April 25, 2008

Crack Content

What's Crack Content? Just the best damn fucking content that you can get in the internet marketing industry. Whether you need fake middle-aged women first person blog posts, informational articles about glow in the dark underwater watches or just a rewrite of whole frigging e-book, Crack Content is the way to go. Oh yeah, Crack Content > Caffeinated Content. For rizzle.
Crack Content by JC Dawgz January 20, 2009