Lab Cheese

The smegma riddling the labial folds of a filthy whore or prostitute.

Rachel has bad lab cheese.

The whore I banged last night had the worst lab cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

boom cheese

The accumulation of bodily fluids, dirt and skin particles under the scrotum after weeks without showering.
Usually a paste-like substance and is noticeably stinky.

Golly, I scraped off a decent amount of smelly, "boom cheese" from my taint while in the shower today.

by Sweetcuck710OG November 19, 2017

Cheese Attack

When your body shuts down because the build up of cheese over time in the arteries.

The Cheese Attack was just awful. Such a shame what she loved the most, killed her in the end.

by Cheese Attack April 1, 2015

Cutting the cheese

This is a phrase that was first used in the '80s to refer to someone who farts.

From 'Fresh Prince of Bel-air'
Carlton: The next thing you know, we're all working at Domino's.
Will: You'll fit right in......You're used to cutting the cheese.

by Titiana_ July 12, 2019

Reading Cheese

its a phrase used to say how somethings impossible or hard to understand.

some guy: man, trying to understand this is like reading cheese!
some other guy: ?? you cant read cheese!
some guy: thats what im sayin!

by MCXD September 25, 2010

fap cheese

Coagulation of jizz

Person: Oh man I put on the wrong sock this morning and got covered in fap cheese!

by Penelopchz January 28, 2017

Cheese Whittle

Cheese whittle (v) /CHēz/ /ˈ(h)widl/

When one man lays naked on his back with a full erection and a group of at least 4 other men masturbate over him and ejaculate onto his erect penis. The ejaculate is then left to dry and harden upon the full-mast shaft. The receiver then, with the help of a whittling knife, whittles the "cheese" off of his still erect penis.

(Note: in order for this to work, the receiver of the cheese must maintain a full election for the entirety of the cheese whittleing process.)

Hey Da'Qwelvis, tomorrow is cheese whittle Wednesday so don't forget to double up on the cialis, your gonna need it!

by NorthSneads November 21, 2022