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Candy Ass 

A man who enjoys wearing panties and prancing about like sissy.
I can't believe Brian likes to get his ass kicked in public like that, he's such a 'Candy Ass'. Those better not be Dawns panties he's wearing!!
Candy Ass by cRAZY kooT September 3, 2002

Candy Balls 

When a man dips his balls in flavored lube.
Lick my candy balls, bi-atch!
Candy Balls by Mellie B. October 23, 2007

Soul Candy 

"It's good to see you laughing again. You seemed a bit down yesterday."

"Yeah, I forgot my medication yesterday. Life is a whole lot sweeter when I remember to munch my soul candy."
Soul Candy by Drewdles March 9, 2009

Hi my name is Candy! 

This is an expression used when a teachers back is turned. They will proceed to ask "Who said that". The class then replies "Candy", aggravating the teacher.
The teacher wrote something on the whiteboard, and while the teachers back was turned, he yelled "Hi my name is Candy!".
The class recieved a class detention for denying anyone saying "Hi my name is Candy!"
A word I started using to replace the well over-used word "sweet". I used to say sweet, and then added the "like candy" for emphasis. "Man, that car is sweet like candy." I then shortened it to simply "candy". I use it instead of sweet in everyday conversation.
1 dude..."Dude, there's free ber at the Junction tonight!"
Another dude..."Candy."

Now if I could just find a word to use instead of dude...
candy by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003

colon candy

the incredible fecal-filth that is ejected from the anus of a puerto rican love-goddess.
"god,i love to eat the colon candy from jennifer lopez' magnificent ass!"
colon candy by john March 16, 2003