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bed squash

Man, I didn't want to get up today! I'm such a bed squash
by Cliffko April 18, 2018
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Blue bed

When you can’t sleep at night because of some type of discomfort. Similar frustrations to blue balls.
Man I loved my trip through Europe but those hostel mattresses gave me blue bed!
by Blue_bed February 10, 2018
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Side Eye Bed Pose

When someone (or your dog) is lying in bed, usually on their side, throwing a dramatic side eye — typically out of pettiness, judgment, fake sleep, or pure drama. Most often seen in memes, TikToks, or when you’re pretending to sleep but still watching the chaos unfold.

Synonyms:
Passive-aggressive rest, bedtime shade, horizontal judgment

Antonym:
Guten Morgan
“I wasn’t even mad, I just hit her with the side eye bed pose and rolled over.”
“Caught my man doing the side eye bed pose because I watched the show without him.”
by Aoxomoxoa317 August 6, 2025
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Go to bed

It’s past Tatum kerstings bed time
by Hahdjdudjsnnd July 12, 2021
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bed chem

Having chemistry with some in bed / while having sex.
I'd bet we'd have good bed chem.
Me and Barry have good bed chem.
by Sabrina's_ LA Juno_Pose November 20, 2024
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Kick bed

When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed
“Hey have you done a kick bed yet”

No not yet, but I did it yesterday
by Young booty wipe March 1, 2018
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General bed

A common way to describe the world and everywhere in the universe in general. Can also be used to refer to every situation possible, as in “in general”.
Good wives submit to their husbands in general bed, not just in sexual bed.
by GoodChristianWife November 1, 2020
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