San Antonio sigma splooge

When one or more men are jerking off to an anime episode, then happen to accidentally nut on the screen, then proceed to lick off said semen from the screen

I invited my friends over to San Antonio sigma splooge together

by ihtrle April 28, 2024

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William Afton

A fictious serial killer from the FNAF franchise who is obsessed with killing children and stuffing their dead bodies into animated suits. Also known as Springtrap, he has killed 5 children and stuffed them into the animated suits of Bonny, Freddy, Chica, and Foxy with the last child being placed in the Golden Freddy suit. He is the main antagonist of the series Five Nights At Freddy's. He is a minor character in 3 of the games, a major character in 4 of the games and a cameo in 4 of the games. His most famous line is, 'I always come back' because no matter how many times he is killed, he always ends up rising from the dead to murder more kids. He controls most the animatronics yet they all want to kill him because they don't seem to like being killed and stuffed into a suit never to be found, which comes as a surprise to me. Even his children want to kill him (which is fair seeing as he is the reason his kids are dead). Anyway I don't have time to go into every detail of his wonderful life because otherwise I'd just be saying the lore. This is just a note for beginners because if they really want to know they can watch markiplier.

*william afton dying*
"I- I always come back..."
*puts on suit*

by 🟣Purple Guy🟣 May 12, 2024

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William Afton

Some purple dude who won't die.

*My friend beating FNAF 3*
My Friend: Omg William Afton just died!
Me: Yep.
My Friend: Now we don't need to worry about him ever again!
Me: Nah he's just gonna re-alive himself.

by 🟣Purple Guy🟣 May 12, 2024

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G Anton Daily

A person who doesn't accept rejection whatsoever. They tend to trashtalk the person who denies their idea for logical reasons

- Hey man are you coming to the party, it's 50 euros each
- No man that's so expensive I don't want to
- that's because you're dumb , it's not even that expensive man , you suck I'm telling your girl you're bored and useless

- Come on dude that's some G Anton Daily over there.

by Chr-Base December 31, 2024

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Jose Antonio Reyes: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jose Antonio Reyes: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

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A Anton

And illegal that What the Bible describes as “A man who seeks out Vulnerable weman to pray on them and their kids!” A Scoundrel who runs with the click keeps a record on him and turns it in the the feds when ever he gets him self into trouble or try to set you up because he suffers from Immature disorder which causes him to be self righteous and what the Bible calls “A fool” because he scoffs at the up right who what to please god, put cry’s to him when any time death is knocking at the door for instance an overdose. A Anton is the type of man who when rumors are spread about him for touching on the Neighbor son he waits 15 years to have his son frame him the neighbor son for his own selfish pride, so he can sleep at night

Sorry te amor you had to go through that as a kid, leaving with a A Anton a Pedophile down the road who just wouldn’t leave you alone and for him to come back when you’re grown and try to shit on your parade. Sorry curse anyone who has a part of your suffering. Love you Te amor

by Dadonn February 19, 2025

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