august 2nd.

day of the gooks.

shinigaminobitches: waaa you guys want attention yku suck!!!

gook: august 2nd.

shinigaminobitches: waaaaa

by shinigami gets no bitches March 24, 2021

august

august is a person, who is sensitive and gets hurt easily.

august likes hugs, but hates asking for them.

person 1: "I heard august is the worst."
person 2: "Dont say that, they are sensitive."

by augustthebigestmiusimp April 2, 2021

August

August is the name of the most boring people.
They are often not as smart as normal people, and they can have a higher chance of being autistic and weird looking.

-See that weird guy?
-Yeah?
-His name is probably august!
-No doubt!

by Minippman April 23, 2021

August 4

Any person born on this day are legends but u don’t want to mess with them they are scary

August 4 is a day in the year

by Tinny Willy May 11, 2021

August 20

The day that the sexiest, hottest girl was born. The day that this happened all nuclear wars had ceased for this persons birth, and Donald Trump gave a speech on why this day was so important

Shawn: Yo lachlan, its august 20th!
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp

by johnnydidntsin July 12, 2022

my bf august

he has the biggest dick in america.when this man fucks peope it takes 9 hours fr them to be able to walk again.i love this man sos soso much and i will never let him go

"yo did you see my bf august.he def pulls bitches"

by its luci July 19, 2022

No Aristocrat August

Where russian aristocrats lose their rank for a month.

"Hello, Russian Aristocracy."
"No, i'm participating in No Aristocrat August."

by funxpy July 19, 2022