Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!
Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
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We predict this name will likely stick for as long as she stays at Jeff......
We predict this name will likely stick for as long as she stays at Jeff......
Person: Damn Madame Johnson is such a bitch.
Friend: I know right! She's always making fun of me. I cant wait to get Felix next year.
Person: Me too.
Friend: I know right! She's always making fun of me. I cant wait to get Felix next year.
Person: Me too.
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The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.
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