Eskimo Pie

When you have a blumpkin and before you nut, you stand up grab your own feces you lay it across your partners forehead and slap it with your junk until you bust a nut.

Dude, that chick last night totally loved her Eskimo Pie i gave her!

by Ninjalord October 27, 2009

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cherry pie

when you shag a girl on their period

errrrrrrr i accidentally cherry pied my boyfriend

by hairypervert July 27, 2009

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Blumpkin Pie

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg

Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!

by Fuckthatnoise April 28, 2015

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meat pie

A competition established by sydney siders as a race to loose their virginity first. It is a play on the popular "American Pie" competition, only down under.

Daniel: I am going to win meat pie a-a-alex
Ishac: Shutup Daniel
Daniel: ok

by ishdick May 29, 2014

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