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Rian Johnson

Director and writer of great films such as Knives Out. Also the subject of hatred that goes to such personal level by Star Wars fanboys (not fans, but fanboys) just because he wrote and directed The Last Jedi, which was doomed from the beginning, regardless of who made it.
Star Wars fanboy: Rian Johnson is the worst director ever! He ruined Star Wars!
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 13, 2022
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earlobe johnson

any lenny face with "{ }" brackets
Bro 1: Bro my dildo gave me gonorrhea

Bro 2: {*3* (earlobe johnson)
by klfgs77 August 4, 2020
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Jimmy johnson

A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus
She was so dirty she ate it like a Jimmy Johnson
by FrankenShitter6969 October 7, 2022
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Bryce Johnson

Makes females write contracts and is insanely athletic for no reason. He is motion man!!
Have you seen Bryce Johnson? Why is he such a thot!?😂
by Spiffygotastiffy August 6, 2023
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Tori johnson

Tori thinks she is so kind, funny, hot, and gay.. But the truth is that she just finished the popcorn..... Shes mean to me. And btw I HATE FEET!!? If you meet her dont look at her gorilla feet.
OMG DID U SEE TORI JOHNSONS GORILLAS??!?
by Tori&Autumn June 16, 2022
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SGT. Johnson

A way for people to name someone that has a large penis without saying so outright
"Hey girl, how wqs SGT. Johnson last night?"
by Dembk June 6, 2024
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Teagan Johnson

See that girl there she's a total Teagan Johnson
by Qunicy Jones January 19, 2020
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