slammy stick

When a shutting object such as a door, locker or female's jaw closes with speed upon a man's penis. This is followed by an outburst by the man, and can sometimes cause sexual pleasure. But on the most part, it leads to death.

Jimmy: Man, I feel so bad for Joel. I'm gonna miss that guy so much.

Matt: Well that happens when you get slammy sticked.

by biggerboobs334 December 29, 2008

snow sticking

That awkward moment when you stick your stick in the snow

Im going snow sticking with my mittens

by Hampster7314 January 22, 2014

thunder sticks

large, stinky, and long turds

"Dude i just made some thunder sticks in the bathroom"

by noah p m. October 17, 2008

ass on sticks

Native American name for a guy with skinny legs who wears skin tight jeans.

Look at "ass on sticks" unloading his truck.

by JLove July 9, 2004

Rip Stick

A neat-looking skateboard type thing that is wobblier and more dangerous, but that looks really cool and is sure to impress your 12 year old buddies until you fall and break your arm.

Mooooooooom!!!!!! *sob* Owwwwwww!!!!!!!! *sob sob* We need to go to the emergency room!!!! *wail* I fell off my Rip Stick and think I broke my arm!!!!!*sob* *wail*

by mommamia March 24, 2012

Night Stick

A big black cock.

He smacked the biotch across the face with his "night stick" before he made her "polish" it.

by buddy-doo February 8, 2009

Selfie Stick

Shaquille O'Neals's Cock

Justin Beiber was grinding on the selfie stick.

by RedBear14 April 4, 2015