Mary Scott is the best person ever, she’s most likely a crackhead who always has energy. crazy, Crazy, CRAZY!!!
by muffin_10 February 17, 2022

A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.
by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025

by Zara Jameson April 24, 2021

An overdramatic complaint from someone who's just recieved a gift. Typically done by those who are upper class.
A spin off of a nothing burger.
A spin off of a nothing burger.
Did you see that Ross was crying about not getting the right color Lamborghini for his birthday? That's such a Scott burger.
by Azzwagon March 19, 2025

the person you end up dating after you have been through every other option possible and have a WORN out pussy
by keshascrackpipe February 6, 2019

A wonderful, smart person, who is independent and doesn't give up easily. He is a great friend and prefers to be with girls than boys.
by The Giver of Goodness December 31, 2019

