Mum of 8 chav

A mum of 8 chav is a chav that has 8 kids, all with different roadman. She is always disappearing late at night to go do her work leaving her eldest daughter, often with a name like Destiny, Love or Faith, in charge off her half siblings. She will return when all kids are at school except for the baby and the eldest daughter. When she return she reeks of Cannabis, Heroin and booze. Now and again she will have an idea to start fresh, get a boyfriend, get pregnant, and the boyfriend will dissappear without the consequences and leaving all kids messed up and the mum. She always has the local police at her front door and her kids are involved with the social.

~You know where I can get a good prostitute from, mate?
~Try the Mum of 8 chav down the road, ya know, she always in for a bit of weedy weedy puff puff.
~Ite, i'll try her then. Tell ya 'ow it goes?

by ...11CDDD September 16, 2018

Type 8 diabetes

Has some of the symptoms as type ten diabetes but has a lesser effect. Symptoms can be dumbness, extreme diabetes, depression, smartness, death, kidneystones, and death

Did you hear that Aidan has type 8 diabetes, he has all the symptoms of type 10 but without the extreme hepititas

by ItIsDenfinitlyNotMe May 30, 2018

North of Highway 8

People who work at papermills and have a stump for a family tree.

Alice: "Where should I start my new dentistry business?"
Bob: "North of Highway 8"

by anonymous January 14, 2023

The 6 to 8 Realm

The long period between 6 and 8 PM where you are busy sleeping. This can be used an an excuse to get out of plans you don't want to attend. During this period, the entire days-worth of hours (24 hours) is shortened into two hours, and every minute that passes in The 6 to 8 Realm is 12 minutes on our 24 hour clock.

CC:

"Yo the new Doctor Strange movie just came out, you wanna go see it?"
"Sorry man, you forgot to consider The 6 to 8 Realm. I'ma be busy sleepin."

by Slimmothy January 26, 2023

piano sonata no. 8

to cum/to ejaculate from the penis

guy 1: bro i accidentally piano sonata no. 8 in a minor
guy 2: dude what the fuck is wrong with you?

by Epicdabber July 7, 2023

July 8, 2022

The day where Canadians experienced a nation-wide internet outage, causing people to flock to the nearest malls and Starbucks to use its Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to close shop for the day.

Also goes to show that Canada's internet monopoly needs to fucking die (and lower their damn prices).

Guy 1: Hey remember July 8, 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 9, 2022

8-Bit Chomik

8-Bit Chomik is a chomik in Find the Chomiks.

Guy#1: 8-Bit Chomik is cool.

Guy#2: Yep.

by BuddyMaddie July 30, 2022