....just so the broad knew I meant business, I decided to introduce her to my best friend; a hand-puppet I liked to call "Mr. Thrity-Eight"....
by B.M. Jay August 3, 2005
Get the hand puppetmug. "A girl friend, or wife." If we're getting more urban with it, but it could apply to any friend, partner, helper etc. who would maybe say the same about you, in an equally endearing but dominant gesture. "He's my second hand around here.", so it could be a Son on the farm who also knows how to run things, but has a boss, teacher or, as in this example, a Father. There's an element of a derogatory nature potentially implied with this comment, but it's not a requirement, in it's usage. Speaking of which is probably dated. Maybe it's usage has shifted that way over the years and run it's self out.
He's my second hand around here. Without him I would struggle like I've only got one hand! Also young Johnny has a brand new "second hand", his wife Jill, to add to the family that support each other.
by MasterJamez November 22, 2016
Get the second handmug. a: In pole dancing, the dancer's strong arm; the primary source of supporting her body weight on the pole. Usually the arm located highest on the pole.
b: A pole dancer's immediate reflectory response to the Pimp Hand.
b: A pole dancer's immediate reflectory response to the Pimp Hand.
"He tried to pull the pimp hand shit on me but I gave the mouthy prick the pole hand right back, and he shut the f@*% up."
by Court Reporting March 27, 2006
Get the Pole Handmug. by jpshmoove March 17, 2008
Get the Hand Pantsmug. 1.) An air blowjob, complete with money shot.
2.) Your hands after you're done masturbating. If done too much, it can be like a rain dance and cause the sky to rain cum.
2.) Your hands after you're done masturbating. If done too much, it can be like a rain dance and cause the sky to rain cum.
1.)I was so hot I went and jizz handed the fan.
2.) After masturbation, it's awesome to hold your jizz hands to the sky and let the rain cum.
2.) After masturbation, it's awesome to hold your jizz hands to the sky and let the rain cum.
by Zephyrzkingdom August 11, 2010
Get the Jizz handsmug. by irockyoursox November 2, 2007
Get the rag handmug. when your cruising in your car and someone pisses you off, then you put the back of your hand out of the window and you raise and lower your hand in a quick motion. then they will be like "What the fuck are they waiving at?"
by DJ JC February 5, 2008
Get the hand raisemug.