I love you most

What a girlfriend says in response to her partner who incorrectly says that they love her more

Girlfriend: I love you so much!
Boyfriend: I love you more
Girlfriend: No, I love you most

by bratwinter December 13, 2024

I

As I got dressed…
I looked in the mirror…
My eyes…
They shined…
They were going to see you!!!!

How I do love YOU!
If only you knew….

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 13, 2024

Quincea-I-don’t-know

The 15th birthday celebration for a non-binary Latinx person.

Me: I went to the 15th for my prima’s kid.
Friend: Was it a quinceañera?
Me: No sé, they are like non-binary so I guess it was a Quincea-I-don’t-know.
Friend: No manches.

by rsc42 December 13, 2024

I know that cookie good

A figure of speech for saying that p or pussy is magnificent and enjoying

When bruzz is hanging out with chopped huzz:
Knox: how was that girl last night
Lincoln: she chopped asf
Knox: I know that cookie good tho

Lincoln: hell yea the cookie was magnificent

by Lincwalkemdownandcuttheydickof December 16, 2024

i shiggled

when you laugh so hard you shit a little

i shiggled my pants

by starry da great December 17, 2024

I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot

hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .

by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024