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an Eton boy

generally a bit of a simp, probably lives in the country, owns a schofel, spends most of daddy’s money, most likely has curtains. Thinks they can get any girl they want because they go to Eton
ughhhh he was such an Eton boy
by coolerthanukid69 April 16, 2020
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Pyne Boy

A boy who has done enough to be considered above a dick and a douchebag but is just a little bit better than the scum of the earth. Will fuck and chuck girls, and if one wants to be more than a hook up, will end the relationship. Usually dressed in vineyard vines and enjoys afternoons involving lacrosse. These boys are the loyalist you can find. Bros before everything.
Anna: Hey do you think that boy is cute?
Juliet: Yeah, but he looks like such a pyne boy.
by annafeldman666 April 19, 2016
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Package Boy

Neil's obviously preferred nickname :
Me: " awww you're such a cute package boy! "
Him: " SHUT UP "
by someonesdaughterisusingthislol February 20, 2022
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Paper Boying

The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.
Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!

Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.

Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019
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Boy Scout

Someone who plays by the book, regardless of the situation, especially to stand out in contrast to others who would prefer to do something differently. Sometimes he helps his friends stay out of trouble, and sometimes he’s just a buzzkill who whines a lot.

It’s almost always a derogatory term, and has nothing to do with the actual Boyscouts of America (though the image conveyed is that of a goody goody little Boy Scout using a diagram to tie knots and helping old ladies cross the street).
Charles: “We can’t park there! The sign says 5 minute parking limit.”
Dylan: “It’s fine, we’re just gonna buy some beer and be right back out.”
Charles: “No. It’ll take at least 10 minutes! We need to find another spot.”
Dylan: “What a Boy Scout...”
by Jay lowres September 13, 2018
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Goldie boy

Has deep pockets and enjoys being on his knees under the EA boardroom table
Goldie boy: please let me suck you off so that I can get free primes... I will let you finish on my man boobs
by Not geraintcymru honestly June 24, 2021
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Boy Cervix

How to refer to your prostate gland when being pegged or engaging in anal intercourse
"The big goth mommy hit my boy cervix with her strap and made me jizz everywhere"
by TheOneTrueBebop May 2, 2025
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