The event in which the zipper area of your khaki shorts or pants appear to create a boner. It's easily spotted and very embarrassing as it only is and illusion and not an actual boner.
by TDKB February 22, 2011
a chart used to catalog the frequency, duration, causation, and time of occurrence of any boner during a given period; similar to a dream diary; best formatted in an Excel spreadsheet. A boner log can be most useful in measuring one's virility or libido.
Also handy in arena of male competition.
Also handy in arena of male competition.
In our double-blind, analytical study, the boner log was used to measure the virility of males age 75-80.
BRO 1: Dude, look at my boner log. I get hard every day at 3:00.
BRO 2: That's weak! Look at this. I had one for 30 minutes last Wednesday.
BRO 1: Tight, bro.
BRO 1: Dude, look at my boner log. I get hard every day at 3:00.
BRO 2: That's weak! Look at this. I had one for 30 minutes last Wednesday.
BRO 1: Tight, bro.
by tboisen3 November 12, 2009
The act of shuffling your feet and adjusting your piss stream trajectory while urinating with morning wood.
After incorporating the boner shuffle into his morning routine, Ricardo no longer piss painted the floor and walls.
by Bicscuit Beater January 14, 2008
that little bump you get when your pants are slightly too baggy in the crotch area. can cause laughter at times of awkwardness and may be mistaken for an actual erection. if you have one of these, put on a belt and pull your pants up past your belly button, quick! :D
did you see jane's pants? they are way to saggy.
yeah man, they give her a total jean boner. i'll give her my belt!
yeah man, they give her a total jean boner. i'll give her my belt!
by themirrorbroke March 18, 2011
A boner wierdo is defined as a true wierdo sporting a boner or have the capability of producing an erection unexpectedly.
Brian the deaf guy that looks like Panama Jack and parades around town with a notped and gyrates when giving a girl a hug. That's a boner wierdo.
by MarkOPoko December 01, 2009
"Dude, have you seen the new chick?"
"Yeah man. She's a total boner machine."
"Got that right. Gotta go adjust my trousers."
"Yeah man. She's a total boner machine."
"Got that right. Gotta go adjust my trousers."
by Whoopdeedo March 27, 2015
noun: when laying in your bed under the sheets with a boner that pushes the comforter up to a peak resembling a mountain.
The other day my mom came into my room and i had a mountain boner, so i had to roll over onto my side until she left.
by kseng14 September 30, 2009