pussy-whipped 

to have your testicles in a jar and in the possession of a female who requires you to check-in constantly to verify she still has possession. Guys night out is OUT of the question.

Jeremy Roskovensky is more pussy-whipped than any man I have ever met.

pussy-whipped by Anonymous March 20, 2003

whippits 

(noun) Whippits are small metallic containers of nitrous oxide(laughing gas) intended for home use in whipped cream charging bottles. However, using a "cracker" and a large balloon, the user can open the whippit and release the gas into the balloon. The user then inhales the contents of the balloon for an amazingly intense, immediate, but albeit a short-term body and mind high. Typically referred to as "hippie crack". Sold in boxes of 12 or 24 in most headshops. Have fun!

Dude, this party is dead. You got any of those whippits left? I gotta cracker and some balloons in my car.

whippits by mhibma March 4, 2006

Wankers Whiplash 

a sensation experienced when having a wank but you are disturbed by someone openning the door etc and you must turn around or pull your pants up very quickly.

I was having a wank yesterday when my mum was out but she came home early and I got wankers whiplash

Wankers Whiplash by Aff September 27, 2005

pussy whipped 

When your bitch has your balls in a vice grip. You lose all sense of self and do whatever your girl wants for a chance at getting some pussy.

"Dude have you seen Alex? He is so pussy whipped. he ditched us just to go shopping with that whore, gigabowser!"

pussy whipped by pimpinC December 15, 2008

whipping the bishop

Yet another way to describe self pleasure

"Man I had a rough day, I need to relieve some stress and start whipping the bishop".

whipping the bishop by BOX8 June 11, 2008

Sopapilla Whippits 

When you first bite into a sopapilla and you get a hot blast of greasy cinnamon air. It does get you a little high.

My favorite part of going to Casa Bonita, is taking in some fresh Sopapilla Whippits. And then going to Black Bart's cave.

Sopapilla Whippits by Ash666 January 18, 2008

Pussy Whipped 

A friend you wanted to hang out with that night ditches you to hangout with his new girlfriend. Bros before hoes

Always comes crawling back to his buddies when the relationship is over

Dude 1: hey man want to come over and drink a few beers and watch the game?

Dude 2: sure, I'm at the girls house right now. but im coming over im a minute.

NEXT DAY

Dude 1: What happend man, I had to drink the 24 by myself and passed out.

Dude 2: man she wouldn't let me leave, said I had to watch CSI with her

Dude 1: You pussy whipped bitch

Dude 2: I am not, you just jealous I have a girlfriend

Pussy Whipped by Fuckassbitchnigga November 2, 2009