loud wank

A loud wank is where everyone in your house goes out, so you can masturbate with the volume on full, no headphones in.

My parents went on holiday so I could have a loud wank.

by lazelllllll December 12, 2010

Sonos wank

Having a wank whilst watching porn and listening to your sonos

Jack Mitchell “Third Sonos wank of the day, thanks dad!”

by Sophie the sonos slut February 12, 2019

Ditch wank

Ditch wank - meaning to pleasure one's self in a ditch with the use of a hand.

I.E - I just had an amazing ditch wank!

by crashandburnds December 14, 2009

french wank

cross between wank and French kiss, i.e. blow job whihc involves exchange of spunk between mouths

me and Mark had a good French wank last night

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

wank brothers

When playing Fifa multi player 2 v 2 on xbox, these are the two that when paired together are quite honestly the worst. They probably have never played a proper game of football and if you end up with one of these on your side it can ruin your weekend.
They desperately, shamelessly and degradingly blame each other for inept play and decision making in the vain attempt to come out top of the wank.
It is tradition when you have scored against the Wank bros to point and say wank at each one of the pair as quickly as is necessary.
Lets practice:
it's not 'wank.................wank'
It is in fact 'wankwank'.

1, easy game this evening as we have be pitted against the wank brothers (wank brothers look embarrassed but except their label)
2, thank god for that, i'm not with either of the wank brothers.

by jebusmoore January 6, 2008

Maserati Wank

A style of masturbation for one trying to impress, When one squats down and holds them self up with 2 legs and 1 arm with the free arm wanking thee penis off is a Maserati Wank

Pablo "hey Terry when i got stuck in the lift in the estate, i was so bored i squated down and had a "Maserati Wank"

Terry "well done Pablo"

by Fatal Jimmy October 8, 2009

Tobasco Wank

The act of smacking the acorn without washing your hands after handling spicey food anything upto half an hour after doing so (depending on the level of culinery heat).

Usualy results in some sort of aggitation and burning. This is a non advisable activity, and is some what frowned appon by most social circles as a method of arousal. It is therefore only accepted as a result of some sort of carelessness and or poor personal hygeine.

Jack: Shit man get me some bread...
john: what the hell for
Jack: I need to wrap it round my shaft, i've only gone and had a fucking tobasco wank.
John: Wtf, your bad, I need that for lunch tommorow tosser!

by farmerboy July 5, 2009