Very large stupids who enjoy picking apples out of the top floor of abandoned drug houses' plants. these apple are taking into a white van and shipped to the Van-House. no Van Houzen has ever spilled the beans on the location. the apples are then set on fire as the Van Houzen chant their Dutch Christmas songs even when it is the middle of the fucking year. we only know about this event due to the recent kidnaping and interrogation of Boatymcboatface Van Houzen. We are hell ebnt on finding more about these evil people and why they burn all of the hood apples.
by sdsdfsdfsdfsegergergerer December 12, 2021
Get the Van Houzenmug. by i'llprobablybeonhereat3am November 18, 2022
Get the white vanmug. by WorseThanHitler November 22, 2020
Get the Dick Van Dykemug. Adam Van Horn is a man who acts like he is above everyone, but in reality cares deeply for those in his close friends and family. He is extremely witty, but sometimes uses that wit to mess with his son, Brayden. He loves rock and crumbl cookies. He loves strawberry cake, but only when its made well. He loves tennis to the point of an addiction. Hes very nice and handsome, and a very hardworker. He is also an example of someone who tries their very best to be a good father, and he succeeded. Adam is a 8/10 person, and deserves to be referred to as master and king.
by BestSonEverBv June 18, 2022
Get the Adam Van Hornmug. He is a funny and overall chill guy.He has only one type of girl short,light skinned and a big booty.Their is nothing else to be said Craig is a ladies man
by Supper dawg March 12, 2019
Get the craig vanmug. What kids should not go near. The place that “has” free candy. A good method of transportation when trying to get away from your parents, accept you don’t come back.
by RipGrits April 11, 2025
Get the Vanmug. by The best bisexual August 31, 2021
Get the Van-Chanmug.