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Van Oss

You van ossed so hard by not going to golf
You always van oss in cod mobile
by SkillSergeant February 29, 2024
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Van

Van is a guy with an outstanding personally. He usually gets along with anyone, but if not with you, there is no chance of a relationship with him. He is a leader who is not the smartest, but most likely the wisest. You can almost always count on him to get out of a bad situation, and he thoroughly thinks through all his options. While at times quick to anger, Van will never let harm come to his friends or family. Van is a well rounded individual who has an unparalleled strength physically and mentally, and is a friend you'll keep for life.
"Van is probably my most trusted friend."

"Look at him, He's so cool! He must be Van."
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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Monique van Bael

She was born in 1915 and became a high ranking Nazi's Officer in 1938. In World War II she raped and killed a lot of children in Auswitz. In 1945 she got killed by Joseph Stalin and went to hell. In 2000 she got raised from the death by Adolf Hitler. She got sent to Germany to become a rapist German teacher and then she got sent to the Netherlands to torture and rape children from the Blariacumcollege in Blerick.
Damn, that bitch really do be a Monique van Bael
by Hiding bodies with Helmer November 23, 2022
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King van

Who
Who as in who the fuck is king van
by C red December 29, 2020
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Van

Van is someone who hates themselves and has been through a lot. They typically are short but act big. They have dyed hair and glasses. They hate how they look and are probably a bit chunky. They struggle to figure out what sexuality they are and spend all hours thinking if the rude jokes people tell them were really jokes. They try to hint sometimes that they need a hug and they have divorced parents.
"Hey look at Van, she ugly lmao"

"Oh look it's Van, short ash"
by urhairdyemommy February 16, 2022
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Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.
"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"
by hackneydale November 17, 2015
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van der Mik

best damn last name there ever is, ever was, ever will be!
that girl has van der Mik written all over her face, she;s the bomb!
by Momoko16 October 18, 2008
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