Turd Burglar

someone who snatches the turd out of the toilet before it hits the water while someone is pooping

I was pooping the other day and that guy turd burglar ed me.

by kamikazi282 January 15, 2009

Heard Turd

When your mad at someone and you defecate in their bed.

She got so mad she dumped a heard turd.

Knew it was not the dog, it was definitely a heard turd.

by Migal78 April 23, 2022

Turd Burglur

A random insult to annoy people. One who steals turds.

Fuck you! you ass-sniffin' turd burglur!

by MeowMixer October 09, 2004

turd hammer

a person or object that is as useful as using a turd to drive nails.

I was so drunk last night, I was a real turd hammer for driving home.

by Bill Wixby January 15, 2007

streak a turd

When your cat or dog attempts to dislodge a dingleberry by dragging their starfish butthole across the floor.

Hey man, what's your cat doing to the floor?

He took a soft shit so the little asshole has to streak a turd.

by deadbeatwriter February 28, 2014

pterodactyl turd

Anything holding back the progress of a free and loving human race

We can't have nice things like intergalactic space travel because there have been to many pterodactyl turds holding the human race back throughout history such as most religions and everyone who tries to rule over others

by anthonydee760 June 27, 2022

Turd Bagel

A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice

Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly

by hahdgfggehhc February 03, 2020