titty turd

A piece of lint or fuzz found under a woman's titty

"Aww fuck i found titty turd this morning"

by tit fucker in backyard January 30, 2009

Heard Turd

When your mad at someone and you defecate in their bed.

She got so mad she dumped a heard turd.

Knew it was not the dog, it was definitely a heard turd.

by Migal78 April 23, 2022

Turd Burglur

A random insult to annoy people. One who steals turds.

Fuck you! you ass-sniffin' turd burglur!

by MeowMixer October 9, 2004

turd hammer

a person or object that is as useful as using a turd to drive nails.

I was so drunk last night, I was a real turd hammer for driving home.

by Bill Wixby January 16, 2007

Turd Mobile

A hot pink car that is usually either a small compact car or a soccer-mom van that has number stickers on the front and back bumper AND stickers on the trunk and roof. The typical turd Mobile is shit, hense the name, turd mobile.

Is that your mom’s car? It is so bad it can be considered a turd mobile!

by ThatHuman125k March 6, 2018

turd bog

someone who smells of poo. Not nice to be around and very annoying and always trying to be involved in conversations.

Ernest Odeh is such a turd bog!!!

by NightFlyer66 October 2, 2017

Turd lagoon

A turd lagoon is the reservoir that holds raw sewage and the sewage treatment facility before it gets filtered and released back into the ocean to be filtered naturally in the environment

Wow look at that stinky turd lagoon

by Blumkin master September 1, 2018