Definitions by ThatHuman125k

Turd Mobile

A hot pink car that is usually either a small compact car or a soccer-mom van that has number stickers on the front and back bumper AND stickers on the trunk and roof. The typical turd Mobile is shit, hense the name, turd mobile.

Is that your mom’s car? It is so bad it can be considered a turd mobile!

Turd Mobile by ThatHuman125k March 6, 2018