ninja spew

the act of spewing very quickly and without people noticing usually while drinking.

dude i didnt make the toilet so i ninja spewed in that pot plant.

by SydGuy86 September 24, 2008

Ninja Love

1) Delivering or receiving unexpected compassion, kindness or affection.

2) Surprise sex or sexual acts that are welcomed by the recipient.

1) He showed up with flowers today and dropped some serious ninja love on her.

2) She climbed over the arm rest and offered him some hot ninja love right in his truck.

by The H3R3T1C April 20, 2015

ninja looter

synonym for Asmongold <OMEGALUL lympus>

Ozzy rolls 99
Slowbo rolls 100
Hem rolls 90
Asmon rolls 1
Asmon has received the item
Twitch chat:

- ninja !!
- Yoink
- ninja looter

by Ion Hazzikostas November 30, 2019

Ninja Syndrome

When you’ve played fortnite too much and you can no longer become erect.

Doctor: How can I help you today?

Patient: I can no longer get erections no matter how hard I try.

Doctor: How many Victory Royales do you have?

Patient: 498.

Doctor: You have Ninja Syndrome.

by metaldan123 April 15, 2018

ninja cream

When you sneak up behind someone and cream in them before they know you were there

Damn, I was minding my own business when I look down a realize I had been ninja creamed! The nerve on that guy.

by xjax1 January 15, 2018

Cum Ninja

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.

Jesus, that was one cum ninja.

by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017

corduroy ninja

A person, or manoeuvre, that is not particularly stealthy or well thought out; self-sabotage of your own endeavours through inadvertent ignorance

A corduroy ninja can be caught hiding behind a curtain that doesn't reach all the way to the floor, cleaning his ear with an ice pick, or jumping off a pier when he can't swim

by Reubarbarian August 15, 2011