Matt kohrs

When you trade based off buying “rips” or FOMO rather then buying when a stock is trading at its lows while averaging down.

Hey so $APE was trading at $0.60 so I ignored it but when It ripped I Matt Kohrs’d.

by Stonkybat May 10, 2023

Matt Bennink

The epitome of the sexiest man alive

Wow zac efron is almost half as sexy as Matt Bennink

by ABrownCow February 06, 2020

matt hooper

The marine biologist guy in jaws who is very cute too

Person: matt hooper from jaws lol

Another person: holy shit matt fucking hooper

by Spiritphonefan March 28, 2024

matt bradley

Libby’s boyfriend, professional hockey player

matt bradley is so poggers

by matt’s dad October 11, 2020

Matt forsied

Being absolutely shit at hockey and every sport and having ur dad beat u with a belt every night

Playing b hockey and being so shit that u dad beats you that's Matt forsied

by 69caramucker69 December 16, 2018

Matt Horan

A slight obese but not overly obese man who cares for his hair. And also doesn’t brush his teeth

Don’t be a Matt Horan when u are anticipating a coming out party.

by Lester 2 September 12, 2021

shag matt

An Australian term for a outdoor mattress left out in the greater wilderness for casual sex. Usually highly unsanitary and attracting only the truly desperate for a quick shabang.

Oi, let's have a root on the shag matt over out on the bushes over there

by AgencyofM April 20, 2021