Luke

Gets all the bitches and Mary can't say he doesn't.

"You seen Luke with all the bitches ?"
"Hell yea"

by Loooooke April 17, 2022

Luke Jesus

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.

Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.

by thebsb July 26, 2020

Luke osmon

Luke osmon is a definition for someone who's always pissed at everything Or otherwise depending on usage meaning the targeted person to be a male lesbian in a non offensive way

Guy1: see that guy over there?
Guy2:the Luke osmon?
Guy1:yes!

by Apple tech geek November 6, 2017

Luke Escagooner

The act of a monkey mistaking a shoe for a dildo and sticking it up its ass and liking it.

Monkey: “I accidentally did a Luke Escagooner but it felt good”.

by GeorgeCorn October 13, 2025

Luke

The fucking greatest man ever gonna fuck all da woman Hayden stay away bro brw I fucked yo girl

A god he’s a luke

by SmolBean15 March 25, 2019

Luke gibbons

Also known as Satan, tricks 20-25 year old lads with blue eyes and lads with a hollyoaks Calendar from 2015 with all the mc queens in to a night out then goes home.

Don’t be a Luke gibbons

by Lew1379 October 29, 2020

Luke

Attention seeking, but somehow everyone loves him. He's charming but if you really know him, you know how he's all about the attention and just wants to be noticed by everyone.

Girl #1: Luke is kind of cute!
Girl #2: Yeah!
Luke: I know.

by Reallyrealdeal March 31, 2020