worst band ever

A highly sought-after title among many musicians, including (but not limited to) Nickelback, the Beastie Boys, Aerosmith, Linkin Park and Jessica Simpson. It has been speculated that they pursue this appellation because they are unable to compete in arenas of actual merit, and so have rebelled against the established standards to create their own uniquely emetic mixture of atrocious music and popular appeal.

"Nickelback is the worst band ever."
"That's not official. Yet."

by maryla December 4, 2007

band o' asians

Packs of people of the asian persuasion. Can be found lurking in their natural habitat, collegiate libraries, on the first night of classes. Also at 2 am on a Friday night.

Often roam the stacks on horses, complete with handguns and/or machetes.
Watch out, theeeyy'lll getcha.

"There's probably a band o' asians in there."

by bemz January 14, 2010

shit-ass band

Busted, if you can even call them a band

"hey did you see busted on TOTP"
"yeh, what a shit-ass band"
"there hardly even that really are they?"

by Curtis July 9, 2004

The Best Band In the World

Quite simply, unmistakably, undeniably and without a doubt; PINK FLOYD

Hey man, let's listen to some music...

Oh, ok. What do you have in mind?

You know... Music!

OK! I'll put on some Pink Floyd.

Dude! They're the best band in the world!

by jesuitson March 1, 2009

Band-aid Station

band aid station small local hospital, typically infers sub-standard care. Often used by healthcare professionals at large, cutting-edge hospitals. So named because they are only capable of basic first-aid such as applying Band-Aids.

We have to take this trauma transfer from the band-aid station.

by Ratchet RN October 30, 2018

bag of rubber bands

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.

Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.

by Justplainwrong April 6, 2016

Band-Aid Smoker

A person that uses Nicotine patches constantly instead of using cigarettes. They may claim they are not addicted to smoking but are addicted to the patches.

Sherlock is totally a band-aid smoker.

by SingleCelledPsyk November 24, 2016