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On 3 separate occasions I have seen people standing next to their cars unable to unlock their car door because the battery in the key fob had died and they didn't know what to do. On each occasion I took the keys from their hands and unlocked the door WITH THE KEYS! Man! Talk about WALKING-ROAD-KILL!
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A: How was the 8 hour drive from Jersey to Maine with your girl?
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