Five Rape

Either through misleading or physical force, getting someone to high five you for something they would normally not five you for.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: High five for a drunken awkward threesome with your step sister!
*High five*
Guy 2: Wait, what?

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Every night for the last three weeks I've been rubbing my wang on your toothbrush!
Guy 2: *Shocked*
Guy 1: *Walks over and slaps the stunned man's hand*
Guy 3: Dude, way to Five Rape.

by Kosh66 January 13, 2009

Rape-Count

Number of rapes made by 1 Pedophile or Rapist, totaling all of them, not just the one's you got in trouble for.

"I raped someone before, does that mean I am a rapist"?

"That depends, Whats your Rape-Count?"

by ninja9393 February 20, 2009

Milk Rape

1) To tackle, preferably off a bicycle, a hefty woman who is breast feeding and while she is defenseless, go in for the kill and feed off of her via drinking her breast milk. The term is derived from a scene in, writer and director, Jerzy Skolimowski's, 2009 film, Essential Killing, which tells a story of an escaped Taliban fugitive in the Polish Forests.

2) To forcefully drink a woman's or man's breast milk from the victims nipples.

I was jumped last week by some street urchins and they milk raped me.

I will milk rape you how I milk rape myself

by zmarzada May 12, 2011

Flatutory Rape

The act of having sex with a minor while passing gas

Guys, did you hear? Steve was charged with flatutory rape? They said the stench was so bad that when they came to the scene, the poor girl was dead and the cause of death was the extreme amounts of methane gas in the room.

by ScottyMcFlizzle July 19, 2010

Gunt-rape

The act of forcibly folding your girlfriend's fat lower belly (aka, gunt) and fucking the fold.

My buxom girlfriend was leaning forward while wearing a bikini top, so I went ahead and gunt-raped her.

by N2B December 7, 2009

Karaoke Rape

When a friend or mere acquaintance signs you up to sing a song at a karaoke bar, unbeknownst to you.

"I just went to this stupid place to honor my friend's 30th, but I totally got karaoke raped in the process."

Karaoke DJ's response to a bogus entry: "This bar does not support karaoke rape, if you're gonna cum- you cum willingly!"

by thefoldrock February 19, 2011

raping the cat

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.

"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"
"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."

by Xhihou July 22, 2008