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hair patty

Damn I was about to go down on this girl last night and she had a hair patty.
by xxxoxoxoxx November 14, 2017
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hair boy

That one guy at every high school or university who has mad long hair that's taken him forever to grow out. Everyone knows him by his hair and it's pretty much his dominant physical feature.

Most guys go through a shaggy phase, but a real hair boy grows his hair over a period of years and would never cut it even though he gets teased about cutting it all the time.

He's probably proud of his hair to the point of being annoying. You almost just want to chop it off.
"We saw that one kid. I can't remember his name. The one with the really long hair. That hair boy."

"Oh, that's Dylan."

"Yeah, him. His hair is insane."

"Yeah, he's been growing it since like 8th grade."

"He kind of needs a trim."

"Don't count on it."
by hairstuff November 27, 2011
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hair fluffing

pulling one's lover aside fer private pleasurable enjoymentness.
aaron and murphy went into the bathroom and aaron fluffed her hair. they were hair fluffing for hours.
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Ramen Hair

Ramen hair is exactly what it sounds like. It is simply someone’s hair that looks like ramen!
Julia has ramen hair omg!
by buttahbitch May 7, 2018
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cunk hair

The hair between a particularly disgusting anus and vagina.
He had dingleberries and cunk hair in his mouth after administering cunnilingus to the old prostitute.
by jamm2011 May 29, 2014
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Nice hair

When someone doesn't hear you say something funny or sarcastic so you have to say something to get out of repeating yourself.
Me: Damn this girl...
Her: what?

Me: i said you have nice hair !
by xwickedxxpediax January 12, 2021
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Higher Hair

Paradise PD originated this classic joke. In the episode the joke was pointed towards Mark Zuckerburg.

Come Jar resignated this phrase in his heart and is now something you say at random or as a greeting, even at the end of sentences. When you need higher hair you'll understand.
"I need higher hair." "Can you see my higher hair." "I can't hear you because I have higher hair sir".
by Come Jar January 21, 2023
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