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kenyan christmas

AN action. When you shove a bong into your rectal cavity and allow the smoke to flow through your body.
Person 1:"My dear fellow would you like to adjourn to my abode for a Kenyan Christmas?"
Person 2:"Why yes my good flow."
by MornAfterKill July 10, 2017
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Christmas Gratification

Enjoying yourself sexually on Christmas as a gift.
I let him have some Christmas Gratification while I wrapped the kids presents.
by Emptychair361 January 5, 2023
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Trim my Christmas tree

Come and trim my Christmas tree circumcise my pensi
by Kshskaksiwiebshna December 22, 2022
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Christmas Potato

This christmas potato is very festive
by Windows Ben December 19, 2021
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Christmas Crime

Term coined by Kid Cudi to describe the stealing or selling of something in order to give a child a gift for Christmas.
"Hey scott, how'd your mom get you that new iPod?"

"I dont know, she probably Christmas Crime'd it."
by bstank1 September 23, 2009
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Putting Christmas Away

The act of cleaning up all Christmas decorations because the season is over.
on December 26th I started PUTTING CHRISTMAS AWAY, and I put up NEW YEARS!
by alexh.77. January 3, 2011
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Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 March 21, 2016
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