suck eggs

Slang for performing oral sex on a woman.

"I'll teach your grandma to suck eggs!"

by Marcus Dailey November 04, 2006

England sucks

A opinion that no one should take seriously because half the time it's the punchline of a joke or is the joke.

Some dumbass brit:The word England sucks is used by dick head Americans blah blah blah I'm offended.
Everyone:shut the fuck up no one cares or gives a shit!

by The jolly brit June 10, 2019

u suck

its a love language :D. in chaotic cows, u suck is automatically translated to i love you

'u suck sia'
'u suck feanna'

by dvesl June 26, 2021

brown sucking

1. The act of sucking poo out someone's arse hole

2. Deep throating a dark skinned male or shemale

1. 2 girls 1 cup

2. Arnie has a sore throat from brown sucking too much last night

by cheers4beer February 17, 2014

that sucks mum

if something 'sucks mum' it is simply very bad.

Steve: Hey wanna have sex?
Paul: Nah I cant ive gotta go melon shopping with mary
Steve: Awww that sucks mum
Paul: Yeah i no

by GP Man June 22, 2008

mid suck

When a female about to suck your dick and her mouth about to make contact to your dick and you feel her moist mouth about to make that contact but something happend where she back down because something distracted her. And you end up just feeling her moist mouth over your penis but didn't get the full blow job.

i got mid suck by shorty since her son came to room crying asking for milk I was pissed off her mouth was so damn moist.

by Bandit1017 July 17, 2015

Cold Suck

5-pack of strident mint gum, some cold ass drink and some pop rocks.. and just go to town on that dick.

that was a cold suck

by Ben_Dover481 January 15, 2015