Stoned

The practice of presenting a (often colourfully painted or adorned) rock or stone at parkrun events in South Africa.

Koos stoned Christine at Hermanus parkrun with a beautiful rock from his homerun.

by Raditsebe January 29, 2022

Shane Stone

Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.

Don’t trust Shane Stone

Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.

House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.

Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.

Plant: dies due to dehydration.

by Local Street Ranga April 8, 2020

Gem among stones

The person who does not behave in a manner that she is of a higher quality than those she is around, but she obviously and truly is. Stones are helpful and valuable, but a gem shines brilliantly and is to be admired and desired.

Everyone had a strong connection with Haylie for she was modest, compassionate, intelligent, and genuine. She was in another class when in comparison to her colleague. She was also breathtakingly gorgeous and did not act as though she were which truly bestowed her the title of a gem among stones.

by von groovy July 29, 2024

two stone

Term for idiot

Einstein’s name in german translates to one stone, so a two stone must be even smarter.

Look at this genius putting his shoes on the other way round, he must be a two stone!

by elmarkio February 25, 2023

wad and stone

The act of filling a bong with jizz and then taking a hit of ganja.

Karl wad and stoned his way through "college."

by rascalflat October 6, 2016

stonee

Sexy babe with tiggo bitties and tiny waists. Makes you chub just by looking at her. She’s ditsy and always seems stoned like her name.

P.S. Will you marry me? 😍

Him: “Stonee, ur so hawt. Will you kiss me?”
Her: In a ditsy laugh, “Hahaha whatever”!

by fuddfudd November 15, 2020

The White Stones of War

They are moving scuptures of marble, either glued together with epoxy or liquid metal.
Or all one piece
Polished
And lubed with teflon.

The White stones of war are only for Targeted Individuals.

by MineOwedWu's August 14, 2021