Squirrel

The little furry bastard that stole my FUCKING NUTS!

Person: Y u so mad

Me: That bastard squirrel stole my nuts again.

by WholesomeFUCKINchaos June 2, 2020

Squirrel woman

A person of the female gender that has sex with the tree animal most know as a squirrel

Stay away from that squirrel woman Johnny

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Ain’t no squirrel

Shockingly rotund. Someone’s presence that is defined by their size. (Large and in charge).

Did you see Jerry last week? He’s really let himself go, he ain’t no squirrel…

by hunnytaylor November 7, 2025

Squirreling

Pronounced Squirrel-ing, it is the act of a man and a women having sex in a tree.

Man: Hey do you think that tree would be good for squirreling?
Woman: Yea babe I love having sex in trees.

by Cecilianumber1 October 29, 2012

squirreling

the act of a man artfully placing ones own twin jewels between his arse cheeks to create a mangina

man- hey babe, can you see my balls in these shorts?
woman- no babe, perfect squirreling!

by y0urmumsb4ttycr3ase69 January 26, 2022

Dirt Squirrel

One whose actions end up in either that person did not benefit, they got caught, or they just didn't know how stupid they were for doing it. This therefore would make them as useful as a squirrel in the dirt. Dirt Squirrel.

Also have such traits as: Backstabbing, Ratting, Twitchy, No Morals, Selfish, Stupid in general, lack common sense, and also will do anything to get what they want. They think of no consequence of actions they have done.

"If your so fucking stupid, you might as well be dumber than a dirt squirrel"

by Squirrly Dirty May 10, 2021

Squirrel

A goofy person. Kinda mentally not ok, but who cares? They're a joy to be around, can be hyper, or like lowkey chill flirty kinda shit. Squirrels are a joy to be around, caring, and just full of love in their hearts. Find yourself a squirrel.

Person 1: I heard their name is squirrel.
Person 2: I heard it was just a nickname.
Person 1: eh, who cares. They're cool.

by gay_bitch_jasp<3 June 29, 2022