extra small

When a man fails to complete a simple task that other men could complete with ease they are extra small.
When a man acts like he is smug that he drives a hybrid or electric car.
When a man thinks hes great because he owns a sports car (this mostly occurs with porsche drivers).

Old apprentice: the new apprentice hasnt torqued that mans wheel on yesterday so it came off!
mechanic: extra small?
Old apprentice: yeah? Extra small mate!
Man who is extra small: Do you like my new por-shaa?
Guy: rather have a rs 2000

by Evbuscus October 27, 2015

small dick

Lucas adams

he is one small dick

by 1dsa8y3h2bbj4jkl43lk 34f4ff34 February 24, 2017

Small Planet

The word “planet”, but smaller, like mercury.

That is a small planet.

by UH Hecker February 9, 2024

Small Ng

Small Ng is a D&T teacher in La Salle College(LSC).His English Level is so poor and in his lesson, he always ask students to standup for the whole lesson.He is usually being called 8745 in LSC.45 is similar to the Chinese pronunciation of small NG.
Student A:What Is the next lesson?

Student B:8745

Student A:Wtf... D&T again!

Student A:What Is the next lesson?

Student B:Small Ng again
Student A:Wtf... D&T again!

by Strong boy November 3, 2021

Big Mac and small fries

Three midgets standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat to look like a tall guy.

This 7ft tall fella pushed in front of me in the queue. I thought,”he’s a giant! I ain’t gonna mess with him!”. Then the coat buttons came undone and three dwarves tumbled out! That Big Mac and small fries ran out quick fast!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Small Baller

Owner of an oversized 4X4 which only gets highway miles.

Yo, Small Baller just cut me off and beat me to the stop light.

by Floytus January 25, 2023

How to make your dick small

How to make your dick small.. why are you searching this. Be proud of that achievement or be like the tiny chumps.

How to make your dick small

by Devin Jones 💀 November 20, 2023