simp safely

don't think, just read and process. it is what it means. simp. safely!

Don't simp so hard you stop living life.

"bro I'm so sad broo, she dumped me!"
"simp safely bro :/"

by 1_1 August 31, 2020

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Simp scale

A scale of 1-10 measuring the magnitude of a simp's simptitude

How do you rank on the Simp scale?

Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

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Simp Sniper

A girl that easily identifies simpery and easily uses it to manipulate or toy with her target.

She's a real Simp Sniper, you saw how she sniped that simp from behind, he never had a chance.

by Stankisauras June 21, 2020

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Simp call

When a female posts something online in the hope that some man of poor will will satisfy her

"Oh my god i feel so insecure right now, i'll simp call to get attention"

"Did you see Frank's comment on that girl's selfie?

-"Looks like he fell for the simp call

by Nenets June 23, 2020

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simp-aware

When the person you’re simping for is aware that you’re simping for them.they appreciate the fact you’re their simp .

Freind 1: “ john liked my comment where I said I was simping for him ”
Freind 2 : “well at least he’s simp-aware.”

by Beansbeansbeansbeans June 26, 2020

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SIMP SHANNON

shannon is a simp for ebenezer because she always talks about who she loves in a very affectionate way, she also does this for four of diamonds. she doesn’t know what a simp is ❤️

beth: you’re a SIMP SHANNON
shannon: how
beth: *shows this definition*

by notasimphehehe July 3, 2020

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