REDS disease

noun; stands for Random Erections During School.

Often during puberty the male body will experience random erections, REDS is a special case of this.

About to give his presentation to the class, Joey came down with a case of REDS disease and had to think quickly to get rid of his "situation."

by Kevin and Andrew April 8, 2010

red crush

noun; a crush you have on someone you hate but love at the same time.

Samuel: that girl keeps on being a b*tch to me... But i still love her.
phil: man, you've got a red crush.

by lil snoopy January 21, 2010

Red Pine

Rare type of Cannabis that is only be grown in the suburbs of Boston and Boston itself, normally ranging from $25-$35 per gram. Often is either sticky and/or has a tint of crimson red. as of August 2009, the strand is most popular in the city of Boston.

I went down to Hull today to pick up an ounce of red pine...it was bomb.

by South Shore Cannabis December 18, 2009

Red-netics

Redneck genetics; characteristics on a redneck that descend through the family tree and inherited by the offspring of rednecks.

Reba and her sister, Dalene, both have very distintive red-netics as demonstrated by their missing teeth. Their mother has missing teeth, too. As did their grand-mammy, Bertha.

by Jermaine Hopkins December 17, 2007

skank red

A bold blood red, attractive, but shallow in nature.

The stripper that came in had skank red hair, and a body to die for.

by Rick-the-boldest March 27, 2008

red siphon

When going down on a girl while she menstruates and deciding you are going to slurp it up and put it in a jar to save for later.

When Tod opened his freezer for some cherry ice cream, he was horrifyingly surprised to find a jar of red siphon about to expire..... so he ate that instead.

by popgoesthemotherfuckingweasel May 12, 2014

red cheesy

Jerking off so hard it starts to bleed and then when you are about to climax you stick your penis in cottage cheese and let out your load.

He just did a red cheesy!

by Talos5328 December 16, 2013