Red Disgusting

What a Red Delicious apple should be called.

Person 1: Hey, are you eating an apple?

Person 2: yes, it's a Red Disgusting

Person 1: Don't you mean Red Delicious?

Person 2: No, it's a Red Disgusting, because it FUCKING SUCKS!

by Mimuxus June 11, 2022

Red Pine

Rare type of Cannabis that is only be grown in the suburbs of Boston and Boston itself, normally ranging from $25-$35 per gram. Often is either sticky and/or has a tint of crimson red. as of August 2009, the strand is most popular in the city of Boston.

I went down to Hull today to pick up an ounce of red pine...it was bomb.

by South Shore Cannabis December 18, 2009

Red Burrito

When you have sex with a girl on her period and she sucks you off afterward.

Buy me a seafood dinner and I'll give you the red burrito.

by CaptainMeatBeater September 30, 2016

Alley Red

An Alley Red is a loose brick that you sometimes see in an alley ways of old brick buildings.

She was so angry with him for cheating, she threw an Alley Red through his windshield.

by Wilsun Coyet October 11, 2021

so red

A phrase used in a derogatory or complimentary way to insult or praise one or more rednecks for their actions or belongings.

The way Jimmy drives his house is so red.
Billie's mullet is so red, I wonder who did it?

by Oak Ridge Boy January 24, 2020

red microwave

Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot

Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future

Johnny: damn bro for real?!

Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad

Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!

by GMaeE December 26, 2021

Red Lava

When you cum inside someone's esophageal herpetic ulcer and the Cum and blood mix and they gag and spit up red lava.

Her Snargle Rocks made me so hard that she spewed red lava.

by P DOGZ December 17, 2020