Cum-punch

When you jack off behind an unsuspecting victim on a long escalator, then cum up into the air and as it comes down punch through the air snagging the cum on ur hand and punch the person in the back of the head.(precise aim and timing is required)

Person 1: Dude why is there a sticky bruise on the back of your head?
Person 2: Fuck! Man on the way home from work some motherfucker cum-punched me!
Person 1: Sucks for u bitch! LMAO

by a very ninja black guy March 10, 2009

one-punch

a similar word in deffination to "pink mist", in wich one hits so hard it only takes a single punch to achive victory. This is most common found in tall lankey men who have long arms and awesome silver cars.

hey did you see that guy driving that cavalier? ya that was one-punch!

by shfeddy January 28, 2011

Munch Punch

punching a girl in the face while going down on her

That bitch was so retarded I munch punched the shit out of her.

by tittytats January 04, 2011

hunch punch

1 case of favorite beer (24 or 30. your choice)
1 handle of favorite vodka(flavored or not. your choice)
2 tubes of pink lemonade concentrate(3 if your feeling frisky)

Mix these in large cooler. Add ice.

Serves 2-10 people(depending on how fucked up you want to be.)

CAUTION: Drinking large quantities can result in cocaine usage.

Bob: Dude, I drank so much hunch punch I don't remember a thing.

Pedro: Are you kidding? You were in the bathroom snorting coke with that girl.

Bob: Ahh fuckk...

by Shawn Parent April 08, 2008

Monkey Punch

When you run at someone with your arm in a spear like position and you fucking floor them

you write a sentence!

by rat monkey July 09, 2003

Sucker Punch

In 2008, in a post-300 coke binge, alleged film maker Zack Snyder sexually violated a goat, somehow managing to impregnate it. He filmed the subsequent abortion and in a fit of pure douche-baggery released the cinematic compilation of this footage on unsuspecting audiences in 2011.

Dude I was so wasted last night, I haven't thrown up that much since the time I saw Sucker Punch.

by Free Phil Ivey April 20, 2011

Superman Punch

A retarded punch that doesn't have any weight behind it and never does any damage. Very similar to the spinning backfist in effectiveness. It's devastating in the video game and it looks cool though so clearly it's a real technique!

"Thank god GSP connected with a left hook after that shitty superman punch or else he would have never knocked down Hughes!"

by mma faggoteer March 26, 2010