procrastitasking

Procrastinating and Multi-tasking at the same time. Unable to tell which is more prevalent

procrastitasking is not beneficial but also is

by imitationpro December 25, 2019

Procrastinatory

(adj.) to procrastinate

My procrastinatory ways of leaving my laundry in the basket for 2 weeks is going to get the better of me

by DameGiggles January 1, 2020

Procrastination

Look in a mirror.

Person A: Hey, what does procrastination mean? I'm kinda bored and don't wanna work on this essay so I'm looking up random words.

Person B: Trade your local currency to an employee at Walmart in order to make a transaction and be the owner of a reflective surface.

by not not not a real person January 8, 2020

Procrastinabate

A sexual act performed by an individual while both procrastinating and masturbating simultaneously.

I could study, or I could just procrastinabate all day.

by womb raider February 6, 2020

Procrastinaked

After you bathe and you don't get dressed or do anything. Just lay around like a piece of shit listening to music

I was supposed to go back out for groceries after I showed but I was procrastinaked

by Double Bs April 4, 2020

Procrastissistance

To give a friend any reason whatsoever (legitimate or not) to put off doing something important.

Thank you, my friend, for your procrastissistance. Without you I’d have had time to do all that paperwork.

by McD87 April 25, 2020

Procrastibate

When a man or woman edges for an extended period of time before realizing they have run out of time and will not be able to finish masturbating.

I procrastibated so much last night that I didn't even get a chance to cum before my wife woke up!

by Dead Magikarp May 9, 2020