Flying Monkey

When the guy shits inside of a condom and the girl sits 3-5 ft away from him while he aims to land the shit-filled condom inside the vagina.

I gave Izzy the flying monkey last night.

by literallyatinybaby November 2, 2020

thrust-fly

(v.) - when a person of the male gender becomes so turned on by a strutting female, he humps so hard he appears to be gliding through the air.

Peter will thrust-fly down the hall after Nina.

by laurennenina March 30, 2009

Flying Nun

When you tie a woman's braids to the ceiling fan and he's naked with his face buried in her crotch, arms wrapped tight around her legs, then he turns the ceiling fan on high and as he's spinning around his cock hits the back of the chairs .

I used The Flying Nun technique on my date last night and we both had the most amazing orgasms

by DeRayLa August 27, 2022

Fly down

You tell someone to come to where you are

Yo g fly down tommorow

by Paki don November 9, 2021

Fly 13

Fly 13 (Verb): To engage in any; whether subtle or outright, act or display of incest.

The 13 refers to the number of stars on the Confederate (CSA) flag, which in recent years has been memed as a symbol of incestuous deeds, as well as a number of other redneck shenanigans that typically take place in America. So, to "fly 13" (Fly the flag with the thirteen stars) would mean, as a modern metaphor, to support or proudly take part in incest (Sexual acts or feelings taking place among siblings or close relatives).

Ellen: Fuck you Jack! Mom's gonna take us to Auschwitz if she sees the mess we've made!
Jack: Hey! You started it, I had nothing to do with this until you interfered!
Ellen: Playing innocent now? Suck my cunt!
Jack: Woah there, fly 13 I guess...

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic December 25, 2022

a fly ball

When your testicles get caught in your zipper.

I was at the game yesterday and barely missed a fly ball... at the urinal.

by peanotter June 7, 2014

The Flying Taint

a professional wrestling technique used once an opponent is knocked down and will be a while before getting up. the person performing this technique climbs up the turnbuckle to the top rope. he then wait until his opponent finally stands up and leaps backward with his legs spread to expose his taint. the goal of this technique is to slap your taint across your opponents face with great force, both stunning and humiliating him.

man 1: "did you see ray mysterio give that guy the flying taint last night?"

man 2: "that shit was CLASSIC. i bet that guy has never felt such humiliation before."

by feldpar February 17, 2009