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Fake Weeb

Fake Weebs Usually do this Say random anime phrases like "SAUSSKEEE, NARUTOOOOO" Randomly naruto run. Possibly even do the. "Oh, You're Approaching me instead of running away your walking straight to me."
Another sign is that they say you know everything about anime however they can't read manga correctly.
Dude 1: Yo this weeb got some manga from the school library right?
Dude 2: Uhuh
Dude 1: So he was reading it and said out loud "Heh I've seen a bit of the episode already let me skip it a bit"
Dude 2: Alright.
Dude 1: And he reads the manga like a normal book. Not only that he complained that the book is flipped
Dude 2: Dude that guy is a fake weeb.
by 6th Grader Teacher October 1, 2021
mugGet the Fake Weebmug.

fake vomit

Unreal excretions from thine stomach lining
"Well, what else have ya got?"
"Fake vomit?"
"real vomit?"
by Tome Schultz December 25, 2017
mugGet the fake vomitmug.

Fake News

It USED to mean news that wasn’t real, a completely false narrative.

But today that definition has been twisted into a new definition:

‘Fake News’ - news or statements that don’t paint the picture of YOU in a good light or that don’t measure up to a particular self-image.
It does not refer to News that isn’t true or a lie specifically although it may or may not include truthfulness.

It has been used as a standard attack-phrase against any person or agency that speaks or writes about any matter or event, truth or not, that does not measure up to a person’s desired projected self image. Rather than confronting the conversation, a person will dismiss it with the phrase of ‘Fake News’ and immediately pivot to another topic in order to remove the glaring lights of an unflattering introspection of his actions.

It should not be substituted for the word ‘lie’, although it appears to be currently used as a euphemism for ‘lies’ but in fact it may be hiding actual truths and not lies.

So before getting into a conversation with a person who likes to use that phrase, the definition of that term should be clarified at the beginning so that it may not be used as a cloak to hide behind.
"Wow, so many Fake News stories today. No matter what I do or say, they will not write or speak truth. The Fake News Media is out of control!" - (an actual tweet)
by WebLadyKim April 20, 2018
mugGet the Fake Newsmug.

fake si

A robot from the future, who steals shit from everyday people and posts pictures of it on the internet to prove he's a real human, and not actually a shit stealing robot.(www.imarealhuman_watchmeshit.com)
WATCH OUT!!! Fake si's behind you, trying to steal your shit
by Ed Dorgan December 11, 2003
mugGet the fake simug.

Fake News

I term you hopelessly deploy when a liberal (or even an anti-Trump Republican) has you cornered. It's the Hail Mary of debates. Must be said with crazy hand gestures.
I don't believe you that Trump did anything wrong! That's Fake News!
by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019
mugGet the Fake Newsmug.

fake-diss

To believe the worst about someone, without confirming it is true, so you can feel superior to them over a fault they may not even have.
I'm tired of being fake-dissed by people who can't compete with me in reality.
by jack_v February 23, 2017
mugGet the fake-dissmug.

WWE is fake

As much as I like watching WWE, alot of the fanbase tend to strawman the phrase "WWE is fake". Some of the WWE fanbase counter this premise by rephrasing it to "WWE is scripted". Same difference! All the conflicts are fake. WWE superstars may hold a rivalry for the sake of the show, but are best friends offscreen.
WWE is fake is just a synonym for WWE is scripted.
by UltimateDoge May 29, 2022
mugGet the WWE is fakemug.

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