Myspace

an addicting website that was probably made so people can meet new friends around the world, or maybe keep in touch with family, yet it got changed to a popularity contest begging and pleeding to get new friends, because people feel they "need" to have 100000 friends on a WEBSITE, its not real life, im sorry but if your begging and pleading for that many friends, then you probably dont have any friends in real life..

"ADD HER.. SHES SO HOTT"

"GO COMMENT ME.. IM BORED"

"im so ugly"

"im so fat" (yet they have a picture with like no clothes on.

by AllyB September 16, 2005

MySpace

place where desperate girls/guys look for a bf/gf , hey.... its cheaper than "eharmony"

guy " omg i love this pic you so hot!"
girl " I know ! "
Guy " Lets get together "
girl " ok! "
guy " then we can post abagilion pictures of eachother stating how much we love eachother ! "
girl" OK !and i can put you as my backround picture"
Both " This so totaly rocks! "

by Johns on crack September 16, 2005

MyStalking

Stalking done via MySpace, "spying" on people by checking their page obsessively for details such as last login time/date, who is commenting, changes to list of friends, pages of those "friends" for evidence of contact with victim.
An overall ridiculous waste of time and substitute for real life activities & relationships.

So have you gone out with Steve again?
No but I've been mystalking him and that skank totally left him comments about them hanging out 2 nights ago, and he's in her top 8, and he blocked me from emailing him...

by booty-call expert May 31, 2006

myspace

THE DEVIL!!!!
Do not join! Satan will come into your mind and make you do hideous things, like reload every .0005 seconds to check for any Messages/ Friend Request/ etc.

I was just listening to some Taking Back Sunday, when The Myspace devil itself posessed me and made me take pictures of myself in the bathroom with hair in my face and the camera at wierd angles!

Your Mom has a Myspace...

by Emoisthedeviltoo May 11, 2006

MySpace

The reason there are so many fucking whores in the world

I hate MySpace! it is full of whores

by MosherEvans October 26, 2008

myspace whore

One who spends all his time on the popular site Myspace. This person will often have hundreds of "friends," many of whom are strangers. It is a requistite to have at least 3 of them be minors.

Sakie is a myspace whore.

by Bobthebuilder69 July 24, 2008

myspace

The second most emo website on the internet, closely following Livejournal.

...and distantly in third is........Urbandictionary.com!

by Dake Mama March 9, 2005